Top 10

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Top 10 Reasons No One Should Want to be on This Team:

1. Beffel's squosh
2. MOABs
3. Uncomfortable sexual advances by teammates
4. No more of Teets' backhair
5. You learn the meaning of "irreverent"
6. If your parents come to a tournament they leave with less respect for you (seeing the people you've surrounded yourself by)
7. Doug
8. Two teammates have scissored
9. Waking up in the morning next to a guy
10. Leaving the team a worse person than you were before

Top 10 Reasons You Should Want to be on This Team:
1. Beffel's squosh
2. It gets you tons of girls
3. You expand your vocabulary (i.e. snoodling, bulldog, the canadian houdini)
4. Gator's graduated
5. Soupdick
6. You learn creative ways to make fun of your friends
7. Scholarships from Miami
8. We're all fans of Texas football...Hook 'Em!
9. You get to walk around with a false sense of arrogance
10. We play a sport where you throw dogs little frisbees